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quinta-feira, 21 de maio de 2009

nirvana à venda

Tipo de spam que circula todos os dias... nos nossos computadores...

DIPLOMAS À VENDA - cito um extracto:


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ORGASMOS À VENDA - cito um extracto:



Chego a perguntar-me se não haverá empresas destas (?!) que vendam pacotes, para total realização pessoal, por exemplo com cruzeiro incluído, do tipo:
" Tenha orgasmos múltiplos com um diploma na mão e no seu confortável camarote a ver da janela do navio o paraíso. Pelo conjunto, tanto. Se se inscrever nos próximos dias, fazemos desconto."

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